REVISED FIRST SONNETT

Back ache, neck stiff! OSTEOPEROSIS!
CHRONIC LOWER RESPIRATORY DISEASE!
Cells multiply! with cancerous MITOSIS!
What should be learned along with A, B, C’s?
With every fleeting moment someone dies,
Leaving the mourning friend and happy foe.
But my sweet children you should dry your eyes.
‘Cause without death we can’t learn, love and grow.
If man could live forever, I am sure
He’d be evil, or sad, or he’d be lost.
For immortality there is no cure.
For some reason there is this strangling cost.
Oh, please be glad that you’re so very sick,
But if you still feel sad, I’ll suck your dick.