NPM Day14: The Me I Want to Be?

Damn boy you looking fine tonight!
I wanna tap your ass, be agressive, and slap you silly.
So let me objectify your blue eyes.
Cuz I try hard to impress, cuz your the best of the best.
So Let me be an ass about this all and suck your dick.
Straddle you, cuz I am all super forward and sexy like that.
I am gonna be all over you saying things like:
"Come up in my guts,"
or
"Zuber Zexy,"
or
"Me so horny."
Cuz I am just a forward slutty mcslut slut.
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Questions, comments?