this is NOT my 3rd NPM poem, i just finally finished this one tonight after a while of working on it

I am the Ass pointing at the Elephant, or naked emperor as you so choose, in the room via Satire

So you think your puny punny mind can really comprehend this poem?
Because I should warn you…
This is a poem that you will not understand
Comprehend
Or believe
Because I am going to make it incomprehensible, inconceivable, unrealistic
To your puny punny mind

Again with the word puny
JUST SHUT UP
BECAUSE I AM THE ASS YOU AND YOU AINT THE ELEPHANT
It is above you.
Not the elephant, but the poem*,
which may be the elephant they are not mutually exclusive…

It is more than you will ever get.
I mean it is so much more
it is like you are a puppy grasping at imaginary kibbles and bits
painted into the reflection of Dick Chaney’s bald spot.

So don’t act like you know I am talking about crack
when I say it’s Iraq
because I have been raped
…raped?
...ray ay ay ay aped
Like a sun’s monkey.

So please understand,
parentheses, parentheses, parentheses
For your own good
that I am smarter than you
and can do it longer than you
and harder than you
because I own more moleskins than you
and I have been in more knife fights than you
and I have actually committed suicide.
I was just revived to tell you how stupid a
(asterisk, asterisk, asterisk
and an elephant is probably above you because elephants are really tall)
you are compared to me.

So just accept that this isn’t me being pretentious
This is you clawing for verbiage that will be able to bow in my vocabulary’s presence
Can I get an Amen?

I said can I get an Amen…

You, you, and you obviously don’t get this poem
Heave, so I can just go back to being dead